Brodie here. A Golden Commentary and Contemplation 9

Brodie the Golden RetrieverThe presumptive candidate…the tentative candidate…the speculative candidate…The superdelegates have spoken for the “D” party.  What happened to letting the votes from the people decide?  The Bern voters in California just might decide to stay home from their primary given the timing of this “super” situation. Oh my…What is happening?  Let’s be fair.

I’m thinking that these superdelegates have been given out of control super action figure powers.  They need to go. Consider a golden alternative for “super”….Each presidential candidate identifies with a certain coffee brand.  During each primary in each state…with the purchase of said coffee…a point is collected.  For folks that do not drink coffee, walk-ins will be taken for said coffee…with no purchase necessary to cast a point.  Drink often, point often. …Finally, on the floor of each respective political convention, the coffee brand that received the most points gets to serve up the “Super Java” to all of the delegates.  …the coffee of the people…coffee casting…serving up the joe… (definition of joe:  an ordinary man.)  Now that’s a super hot alternative to these super influential politicians…maybe I’ll go into the coffee business…

 

Brodie here. A Golden Political Commentary and Contemplation 8

Brodie commnetaryMaking sense of the political rhetoric out there has spun me into complete confusion.  Continually admitting that I remain out of my golden mind with this stuff is not what I want. However, honesty has always been a mantra for me.  What is going on out there?  Please read on.

The California primary is coming up.  Seems a large amount of folks will cast the “against vote”.  The polls say, and there is a strong poll following out there…that 42% of votes cast for “the trick card” are an against vote for the “woman card.” And vice-versa,  so the “against vote” is stimulating the number of people who will turn out.  Confusing….

I’m a golden retriever, OK?.. I have good people in my life that I like and trust…I play with other dogs that I feel safe with, so play is usually pleasant and friendly.  These tip-top dogs are out there and I am so fortunate to know the good ones when I see them.  It’s good and it’s safe.

Seems that California could use some good dogs.

 

Brodie here. A Golden Political Commentary and Contemplation 7

I remain a confused golden retriever. What’s going on out there? I decided to take a break from the political scene, thinking and hoping that folks would come to their senses…hoping the mud-slinging would stop…hoping the shenanigans would die down..hoping the monkey business would cease. But no….during my respite from party politics, the race to the White House continues to take the food right out of my dog dish. I remain befuddled.

The e-mail server thing makes me want to howl…The pundits (who ever decided to call them that?) refer to this as “It is what it is” and “Enough is enough”. Well, why not throw in “Who cares” or “Batter-Up” or “Lassie Come Home” as an explanation. Frankly, I like “Lassie Come Home”, I’d even settle for “Lassie Go Home”. Do you see how none of this gets us closer to the “truth and nothing but the truth…so help me…..

It’s confusing. The polls presently show a race between the two parties as “Neck and Neck” in California. And what does that mean? I’ve seen the candidates on the TV and honestly I could not comment on their necks.  I’m usually focusing on their lying eyes and their ability to talk out of the sides of their mouths. Never thought to focus on necks. See, dogs inherently know how to read people and trust me, we don’t look at someone’s neck to figure them out.

I’ll close with asking what gives with this noxious story about 3 inch fishes in California waters?…seems that “the first-class con-artist”opened up a can of smelly smelts.