The presumptive candidate…the tentative candidate…the speculative candidate…The superdelegates have spoken for the “D” party.  What happened to letting the votes from the people decide?  The Bern voters in California just might decide to stay home from their primary given the timing of this “super” situation. Oh my…What is happening?  Let’s be fair.

I’m thinking that these superdelegates have been given out of control super action figure powers.  They need to go. Consider a golden alternative for “super”….Each presidential candidate identifies with a certain coffee brand.  During each primary in each state…with the purchase of said coffee…a point is collected.  For folks that do not drink coffee, walk-ins will be taken for said coffee…with no purchase necessary to cast a point.  Drink often, point often. …Finally, on the floor of each respective political convention, the coffee brand that received the most points gets to serve up the “Super Java” to all of the delegates.  …the coffee of the people…coffee casting…serving up the joe… (definition of joe:  an ordinary man.)  Now that’s a super hot alternative to these super influential politicians…maybe I’ll go into the coffee business…