I remain a confused golden retriever. What’s going on out there? I decided to take a break from the political scene, thinking and hoping that folks would come to their senses…hoping the mud-slinging would stop…hoping the shenanigans would die down..hoping the monkey business would cease. But no….during my respite from party politics, the race to the White House continues to take the food right out of my dog dish. I remain befuddled.
The e-mail server thing makes me want to howl…The pundits (who ever decided to call them that?) refer to this as “It is what it is” and “Enough is enough”. Well, why not throw in “Who cares” or “Batter-Up” or “Lassie Come Home” as an explanation. Frankly, I like “Lassie Come Home”, I’d even settle for “Lassie Go Home”. Do you see how none of this gets us closer to the “truth and nothing but the truth…so help me…..
It’s confusing. The polls presently show a race between the two parties as “Neck and Neck” in California. And what does that mean? I’ve seen the candidates on the TV and honestly I could not comment on their necks. I’m usually focusing on their lying eyes and their ability to talk out of the sides of their mouths. Never thought to focus on necks. See, dogs inherently know how to read people and trust me, we don’t look at someone’s neck to figure them out.
I’ll close with asking what gives with this noxious story about 3 inch fishes in California waters?…seems that “the first-class con-artist”opened up a can of smelly smelts.
SheShe left a list. It’s a long list of “To Do’s” and its living on the kitchen counter top. Before leaving, she read it out loud to both of us. I really appreciated that. My stuff was first on the list and written in great detail, down to my poop schedule. Seriously, she wrote that my “poop window “is anywhere from 6-10 minutes once out of the door and when my system is regular, I unload three times a day. I had no idea that she times my releases. Anyway, the other stuff that made her list was watering the plants, inside and out; emptying the dishwasher; emptying the kitchen trash (less it stink); vacuuming at least once a week (good luck with that one) and leaving the doors to the front load washer and dryer open when not in use. No worries on that because he never washes clothes.
Facebook…what is going on??…are you messing with the Trending?…if that’s happening…wrong, that is wrong, go take your place.
Hey, these problem solving strategies have settled many battles, time and time again on thousands of elementary school playgrounds throughout the world. I’m just saying… What is a lyin’ narcissist? Is that someone who lays down in the bed at night and becomes dishonest, two-faced, deceitful and double-dealing while clicking selfies??…What is going on out there? OK…Superdelegates love themselves, doing exactly as they please…regular delegates do what the state peeps say and pledged delegates promise not to stay out past 11:00 pm on week nights…some of these delegates are bound with their hands tied behind their backs, and according to party rules, they cannot play “Pin the Tail on the Donkey or Elephant at the conventions…bummer.
…..when it’s over, it’s not over? suspending… then another suspension, sounds suspicious to me..it’s not over..$27.00 checks are still “berning” through the mail. …Finally no more pachyderms permitted under the big top…no more elephant tricks finally! Wanting peace for all elephants worldwide. …flipping Pennsylvania like a pancake soon???… (I love the great State of PA and flapjacks as well)… narcissistic policy disorder…Don’t know what that is but it sounds contagious. What is the White House Daily Briefing? Is that when reporters, correspondents and some select politicians gather in the Press Room and as soon as they are all assembled, windows are flung open so rafts of the hot air can escape? I truly don’t know. Dressing up like a panda in public places is dangerous…unless it’s Halloween…be safe out there people …. I’m confused. 1209 North Orange Street in Wilmington, Delaware is brimming over with 285,00 businesses and firms, all of which are under the same roof?! Are these penniless people who are seeking a shelter? How do these people co-exist with each other, living in such close quarters? I’m guessing that they all agree to jump through big gaps that are throughout this house and they always stay out of each others way. loophole..now what is that?.. A compound word? Somebody call a lawyer please… Garage Sales?… Is that when people get up early, especially during the summer months, get road coffee, then drive around looking for handmade signs and connecting with Tweets that advertise a garage for sale??? just the garage??? what about the house?……suspending and not conceding in the preliminary race for the presidency?…what ever happened to conceding…how about saying congratulations over the phone to the other candidates?..Can’t answer my question… then something is up…Pharmaceutical corporation liars still continuing with their pants on fire;…hug a dog, don’t hug a dog?
..very interesting…pay attention and think on this because we are learning everyday…Coal Country, I love you West Virginia…stay away from those voter controller people…. The woman card?..playing the woman card?…is that like playing 52 pick-up with one of the queens missing?…Politicians continue playing this vacuous game. I’m confused….a new type of driver’s license that detects the sex of the driver….cards will be utilized to gain entrance into the appropriate public bathroom?….I know?!… I don’t think so because the chip might change? Do classes exist for politicians to learn how to “know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em…know when to run card tricks?…word of the day is “trick”…those political tricks with a whack-a-mole twist… keep cropping up…. The homeless deserve respect and need a safe space. Are synonyms something you eat? I’m confused…. I think I had some of them the other day but they all tasted the same. Big horse race coming up…bet on the gray even if there isn’t one racing…they usually win.
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